RANK

My definitive ranking of everything

1st

Manhattan Onion Rings

The GOAT

Manhattan Onion Rings have the best flavour of any crisp EVER.
They're undoubtedly the best thing on the planet.

2nd

Trains.

Guys this one isn't fair

I love trains. But now I'm really stressed about future rankings

3rd

Irish Rail’s New Tie

Iarnrod Éireann, please give me merch

I LOVE IT. In fact, I love all of the new uniform. It's so tasteful. IRISH RAIL PLEASE GIVE ME MERCH

4th

Beige food

Monochromatic plates

Beige food is the GOAT as well. Just all so yummy

5th

Cinema Popcorn

More chemicals, please

Cinema popcorn has this unique taste that is really hard to replicate at home. I even bought some today because I wanted some.

6th

Alex Ringhoffer

Alex I know you suggested this

Yeah he's pretty chill.

7th

Guiness

But have you ever had a PINT of Guinness?

This shit is great, but it's evil on your digestive system

8th

The humble Potato

The famine has NOTHING on me

I love potatoes. I eat so many when I can. They're just so versatile

9th

Nepalese Flag

Two triangles, please

These guys KNEW what they were doing when they created this flag. This shit slaps

10th

Free Time

Spontaneity!

I love having time to hang out with friends

11th

Pascal

My #1 Favourite Swiss Person

But Switzerland is only one thing in a list of everything ever

12th

Garry's Mod

Go to Steam and uninstall Garry's Mod

I sunk so much time into this. But I got so many soft-skills back

13th

Custom Keyboards

Mmmh yes, more orthogonal please

Such a time and money sink. But they're so beautiful

14th

NixOS

Deterministic pain

I love NixOS. It's kinda the best Linux distro

15th

German TikTok Brainrot

Ich habe paranoide schizophrenie

Horizontal rotierende Fish

16th

Fine Furniture

Yeah, it's fine...

I've always wanted a gorgeous custom dark-wood desk

17th

Sleep

Pretty good, time consuming

Sleep is pretty good, but I sometimes just wanna stay awake and work on things

18th

King Crisps

They sound proddy

They're not though!

19th

Crisp €20 note

Everyone knows I love currency

This is good, but talk to me when a vertical bank note comes out.

20th

Minecraft

Two week MC phase when?

I love MC, I have over 10,000 hours in it I think. But it's no longer for me.

21st

Johnny Onion Rings

Not even close

They're fine, but who cares when Manhattan exists

22nd

Tom Scott's video over COVID where he polled twitter on "The Best Thing"

I am here, at the RJM Rankings page

I love Tom, but he's not as good as sleep

23rd

CloudFormation

Yeah let's just ruin YAML guys

God this sucks. Why is !Ref a thing?

24th

Schnapps

They're kinda mid

Meh

25th

Lockheed Martin

There goes me ever having a job there

Not that I'd want one