Manhattan Onion Rings
The GOAT
Manhattan Onion Rings have the best flavour of any crisp EVER.
They're undoubtedly the best thing on the planet.
Trains.
Guys this one isn't fair
I love trains. But now I'm really stressed about future rankings
Irish Rail’s New Tie
Iarnrod Éireann, please give me merch
I LOVE IT. In fact, I love all of the new uniform. It's so tasteful. IRISH RAIL PLEASE GIVE ME MERCH
Beige food
Monochromatic plates
Beige food is the GOAT as well. Just all so yummy
Cinema Popcorn
More chemicals, please
Cinema popcorn has this unique taste that is really hard to replicate at home. I even bought some today because I wanted some.
Alex Ringhoffer
Alex I know you suggested this
Yeah he's pretty chill.
Guiness
But have you ever had a PINT of Guinness?
This shit is great, but it's evil on your digestive system
The humble Potato
The famine has NOTHING on me
I love potatoes. I eat so many when I can. They're just so versatile
Nepalese Flag
Two triangles, please
These guys KNEW what they were doing when they created this flag. This shit slaps
Free Time
Spontaneity!
I love having time to hang out with friends
Pascal
My #1 Favourite Swiss Person
But Switzerland is only one thing in a list of everything ever
Garry's Mod
Go to Steam and uninstall Garry's Mod
I sunk so much time into this. But I got so many soft-skills back
Custom Keyboards
Mmmh yes, more orthogonal please
Such a time and money sink. But they're so beautiful
NixOS
Deterministic pain
I love NixOS. It's kinda the best Linux distro
German TikTok Brainrot
Ich habe paranoide schizophrenie
Horizontal rotierende Fish
Fine Furniture
Yeah, it's fine...
I've always wanted a gorgeous custom dark-wood desk
Sleep
Pretty good, time consuming
Sleep is pretty good, but I sometimes just wanna stay awake and work on things
King Crisps
They sound proddy
They're not though!
Crisp €20 note
Everyone knows I love currency
This is good, but talk to me when a vertical bank note comes out.
Minecraft
Two week MC phase when?
I love MC, I have over 10,000 hours in it I think. But it's no longer for me.
Johnny Onion Rings
Not even close
They're fine, but who cares when Manhattan exists
Tom Scott's video over COVID where he polled twitter on "The Best Thing"
I am here, at the RJM Rankings page
I love Tom, but he's not as good as sleep
CloudFormation
Yeah let's just ruin YAML guys
God this sucks. Why is !Ref a thing?
Schnapps
They're kinda mid
Meh
Lockheed Martin
There goes me ever having a job there
Not that I'd want one